Just the gothest lawyers
Doing just the gothest law

Eventually, everyone needs a lawyer. You need a lawyer who won't just look past your aesthetic for a buck. We understand your culture. We understand you.

And we will fight for you.


Every goth lawyer has been selected for their experience with pressing topics of gothic law, their dramatic eye makeup, and their appreciation for sad music in dark-lit basements.


Wills and Estates

The dead have rights. We help unquiet spirits find peace by ensuring that their last wishes are honored, and we can help YOU make sure there are no loose ends when you yourself pass beyond the veil.


Elder Law

Goth music has been with us since the '70s, and the goths who first embraced it have been around even longer. As more goths reach retirement age, we help to safeguard their rights in their twilight years.


External Resources

February, 2019


Chronicles of an everyday goth gal at the office. »

October, 2018

Confessions of a goth girl turned lawyer on Halloween

Writer, performer, & deputy public defender/attorney. »

February, 2014

Siouxsie Law

Good Lawyers Wear Black »